O meni: Hi, Fappers and Drippers, I’m your international Alan Hardyman, the living embodiment of erotic handyman duties. Hard to explain my English name: I'm born in Italy, I live In Greece but I act for American audience. I speak Italian because it’s the sexiest language in the world, but I’m sure you’ll understand me thanks to the subtitles. I'm the man who has surpassed a BILLION VIEWS across platforms and received two Society Awards. I am the factotum of the global pornosphere, always ready to serve the cause with philosophical resignation. A performer who ventures into monetized vaginas, handling coitus the way a capitalist office drone handles a spreadsheet: resigned to his fate, aware that free will is an illusion and that we live in a deterministic reality. Writer, producer, and editor of the pleasure-packed videos titled FUCKTOTUM, which everyone calls ENTERTAINMENT, yet no one dares to call ART.